Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Handlebar-Mounted Rocket Launcher

I consider myself a pretty calm person, and yet, when someone calls me a pussy while I'm riding my bike, I can't help but wish I had a Rocket Launcher mounted on my handlebars. I don't care if it DOESN'T look clean and pretty, sometimes I want a friggin' Rocket Launcher.

'Course, then I was able to think to myself, "Waitasec. It's like 30 degrees outside and I'm ballin' down the street amidst vehicles of mass destruction, and I'M the pussy?" Which is some comfort.

Of course, there's always THIS. Yeah, "Mosquito Catcher". Exactly.

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