So, definitely almost got smeared by the police on my daily commute home a few days ago.
I was on Patterson crossing Southern - bad enough for cars, but I'd never had a problem on my bike. The cop waiting on the east side just didn't see me and lurched forward so that I had to jerk to the right immediately or T-Bone the guy.
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I would say my reaction - an indistinctly hollered "watchthefuckout!" - was pretty appropriate. Guy just zoomed off. Huzzah. Just another day. Coulda been worse, at least I didn't freak the fuck out and throw my bike like this girl:
Ouch. Via Urban Velo.